A blog about stupid things



Strange, the RGB values lie in blue and orange.



The dress as it appears in the picture is light blue and gold. It very well might be a different color, such as black and blue, but as it appears on the image circulating the net it is not. I guess this begs the question as to whether or not Bill Clinton was right in arguing what the definition of “is” was.

By stating the dress is black and blue, you are unequivocally saying that in all mediums and representations, the color and appearance of said dress is binarily black and blue. As it appears to me, without color correction or compensation, and as represented and interpreted by Photoshop, the dress is pale blue and gold. Perception and bias agnostic, the RGB values of the image support this statement.

I am not saying that, in reality, the dress is pale and gold, only that the colors represented by the photo are pale blue and gold.



An average sampling of the colors the dress is comprised of.



An example:

You know the covers on most ice cream containers? They don’t actually use ice cream, they use mashed potatoes to replicate the consistency and appearance of the perceived visual qualities of a good scoop.

If someone were to ask you what you saw, and you said ice cream, it would be a little pedantic to slap you up side the head and say “Hah! It’s potatoes idiot!”, right? Right.

The dress might be black and blue, or silver and brown, or pink and cyan in real life, but as represented on the screen, it is pale blue and gold.

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Fainting Spells

Posted By on Nov 4, 2014 in NaNoWriMo, Words

Within 72hrs of picking up his comfortable life in California, and moving to Glenndale, Illinois, Cole Parker had died. He reflected on this thought sitting upon the tallest steeple at the Glenndale Orthodox church, overlooking the small town.

“The move won’t kill you,” his mother had said. She was wrong. Dead wrong.

To be fair, it wasn’t the move. He wasn’t quite sure what ‘it’ had been, only that he was dead now; the kind of dead that, up until recently, he thought existed only in Hollywood Horror movies. A kind of undead.

He sighed, and wondered if he’d see a door at some point, or if, because he didn’t believe in god, this was his hell – purgatory, living in this piece of shit backwoods town for the rest of his – eternity.

A small white bird with black fringed feathers landed next to him, and looked at him quizzically. Cole drummed his fingers on the old worn roof tiles and contemplated his existence. He felt the cynic in him speak up, which oddly enough, shared a voice with his mother: “You were bored in California. You were bored here. Now you’re just dead and bored.”

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Mages Acension

Mages Acension

Posted By on Oct 16, 2014 in GameDev, Unreal

I started off gaming in the early 90’s when I was around 3 years old. My dad had just purchased a 486, and along with it, some shareware floppies of Doom, Duke Nukem, and Rise of the Triad. First person shooters were my bread and butter, and using the BFG for the first time in Quake was honestly a magical moment. A couple years passed, and I moved onto Quake 3, and I had another magical moment with the rocket launcher. Blasting myself into the air to meet an opponent as they descend, blowing them into tiny bits… I get teary eyed thinking of it as a grown ass man.

I like arena shooters; I like how fast paced they are, how dying is sometimes the quickest way to getting the upperhand, and how frequently knowing what to do isn’t as important as knowing when to do it. I’ve been developing games for most of my life, mostly as a form of self expression, an outlet for my creativity. I’ve used UDK for some time, but since Unreal Engine 4 was announced, I’ve been developing a great deal with it. It’s easy to use, and as an IDE, I don’t think there is anything better at the moment that can give you the same results.

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A lot of back end work has been done since these screenshots were taken, though, I’ve lost a bit of steam overall in its development. I typically develop something until it is no longer fun, and move onto something else. More than anything, this has been an exercise in the ground up basics of developing a first person shooter, animating models, rigging them, and optimizing performance for lower end rigs. Realistically, I’ll need to start over to be happy with Mages Acension going forward; hindsight might be 20/20, but I must have been blind going into this — I did some stupid, hacky, short term things to get the game working half decently, and these hacks are what really limited the game from progressing.

In total, I had about 15 working spells, a blink mechanic, and multiplayer working. The game aspect was a little lacking, since scoreboards, timers, and re-spawning never saw the light of day in any public / alpha release.

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Untitled RPG Exercise

Untitled RPG Exercise

Posted By on Oct 16, 2014 in GameDev

Tables. RPG’s need tables. Lots and lots of tables, and lots and lots of planning.


The idea here was to use the smallest pallet possible, and create a game where all you do is walk. It was intended to be cyclical, meaning that you ended the game as the story began. The man in the red cloak entered the wastes of gloom to find the deathly oak, the source of the gloom, and the blight that came with it. It’s an idea I might pursue at some point in time, but I’ve realized that many people will be let down by using games as a medium for storytelling, which is unfortunate in my mind, as some of the best stories I’ve encountered have come from games.

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Book of Leaves 2: The Leavening

Book of Leaves 2: The Leavening

Posted By on Oct 16, 2014 in GameDev

I’ve got the source laying around here somewhere, but for all intents and purposes, this was the entirety of the game that would later be known as “that one time I tried to make a sequel to a crappy game”.


This had less to do with mechanics, and more to do with atmosphere and story. That being the case, I quickly lost interest as I realized my time was spent on other projects, such as Book of Leaves 3: The Book Strikes Back!

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The Book of Leaves

The Book of Leaves

Posted By on Oct 16, 2014 in GameDev

The book of leaves started as an exercise in game development. Many times developers, especially indie developers, will gave an awesome story, great characters, and lots of cool unique ways of combining the two. Unfortunately, this leaves them with a huge gaping hole where gameplay should be. I set out to create a game, in it’s simplest form, and create a story around that gameplay. Around this same time, FlappyBird was just picking up steam; I liked the concept of simple mechanics with a steep learning curve.



To ensure that only the most hard core players would actually play my damn game, I created my opening title to reflect that this game means business. No options. No control configuration. One size fits all.



You play as Harold, a simple boy, who became lost on his way home from school. During his walk through the forest, he finds a strange book. And then is immediately attacked by a monster. The name of the game is simple; manage your stamina. If you run for too long, you become winded, and cannot move. The monster can then reach, and ultimately, kill you. If you do no run enough, the monsters random bursts of speed will close whatever gap you’ve created, and again, you die. It’s about finding balance!


This game is pretty terrible, but it was a lot of fun to develop!


Book of Leaves: Windows | Android

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A world for a dungeons and dragons 5th edition campaign I’ve started working on. I’m not new to world building, as I’ve done it before with Ultima Online modifications and conversions; I used some of the general locations and lore from previous maps and combined them here. Without going too far into it, I’ve decided that Altherra, the world this map reflects, is a super earth. The main continent, for now known as The North, is about half the size of the united states. This kind of scale allows other players in my group to add locations and their own lore without necessarily interfering with the lore I am establishing here.


This is still very much a work in progress, but its nice to see it coming together.



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